Y !S !T D@ ONLYT!M3 F@MILY COM3 2 S33 U !S @T YO WORST AND HOW COM3 D3Y ONLY C@LL WH3N D3Y N3ED SOM3TH!N OR D3Y W@NN@ B3 YO B3STFR!END W3N U GOT SOM3TH!N BUT W3N U @!NT GOT NOTH!N D3Y @!NT NOWH3R3 2 B FOUND!!!!! LOL D@TS CR@Z!!
If you took less than five minutes to figure out what that said, you're smarter than me. I think you might need Little Orphan Annie's decoder ring. The language it's written in is "facebook status" from one of my young friends. 18 years old. I understand you need to use your phone to update, but uh... lots of people do.
I won't be cynical. It's hilarious, really. Hilarious.